Lorne Jackson: Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy are today's battling Mary Queen of Scots and Elizabeth 1

I’VE never been particularly impressed by equipment, such as your standard vacuum cleaner, which arrives with a range of accessories. A multitude of screw-ons, plug-ins and attach-heres just seems to be an admission that the core product isn’t up to the job.

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